Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?