What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?