Why do trees hate going to school?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are trees so good at interior design?