What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What kind of music do planets like?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call bears with no ears?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?