Why was the dog overweight?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What animals make the best students?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Where is the coldest place to work?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?