What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is a table you can eat?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What part of a football field is never the same?