What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the richest basketball team?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?