What words make the best athletes?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?