Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?