Where does cheese invest its money?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What does a dog say before eating?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which cats have the best manners?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the foal cough?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do you get straight A's?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What goes zzub, zzub?