Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What animal knows kung fu?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?