What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?