Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
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What birds always travel in twos?
How much money does a skunk have?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
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What superpower do all middle children have?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
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When do mice play every day?
What season begins with a thud?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
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How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?