How do automobiles fly?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?