Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do trees wear to the lake?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is a cow's dream job?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?