How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
How did the toad die?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a tired tree?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?