Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
I broke my finger!
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?