Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?