Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why do rhinos charge?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
When does a horse talk?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?