Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is the color of the wind?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What animal scores the most in basketball?