What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?