Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
The museum curator needed a break.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?