What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a happy cowboy?