What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What type of birds stay together forever?
I broke my finger!
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?