Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What animal knows kung fu?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which computer won the talent show?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why is spring the oddest season?