What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How did the tree get lost?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?