Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Where do stars go to college?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do insects learn at school?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?