What do you call a small mom?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do ants go to eat?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?