Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are trees always so positive?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did the confused bee say?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?