Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do bees chew?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the cow go to outer space?