Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What day do hands always go to church?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?