Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What condiment has wings?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?