Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's the most determined bird?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?