Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Surprise!!!!
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?