Why do baseball players love bowling?
Because it's good to get a strike.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?