What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where is the coldest place to work?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?