What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the barber win the race?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?