Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What country has the most fish?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where do pigs learn magic?
It's Crowded!
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why do basketball players like cookies?