What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is blue and not heavy?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why are cars magic?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?