What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How is cat food sold?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What shape has a knighthood?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?