Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?