What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why are ghosts always single?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What bird is losing its hair?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?