Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where does money love to go shopping?