Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What sport do horses love to play?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Can February March?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?