Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's the scariest letter?
How do eggs end a TV show?