What siblings are always sad?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why was the horse so happy?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do cows make great bakers?