What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How do bees get to school?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What bird is losing its hair?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a dog that meditates?