Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's the friendliest pen?
I used to be addicted to not showering.