What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?