What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do bees chew?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why are cars magic?
Which bug is related to you?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call the king of vegetables?