Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?