What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do math teachers love March?
Which computer won the talent show?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?