What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What words make the best athletes?
How do hurricanes see?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?