What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why was the math book sad?
What's the richest basketball team?