How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How long do chickens work?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you eat on July 5th?