Why are English teachers so smart?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which state has the best streets?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What type of bat doesn't fly?