What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the foal cough?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?