What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do mice need oiling?