What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do you make antifreeze?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?