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What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why is the beach so confident?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
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Where do polar bears store their money?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?