Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Families are like fudge.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why are trees so good at interior design?