Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?