Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
The museum curator needed a break.