Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?