What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?