Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Hairy Potter.
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What animal floats best?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?