Where do kittens go to school?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's the opposite of irony?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?