How do frogs get to work?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?