What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?