How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you give a sick pig?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?