How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What animals make the best students?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Surprise!!!!
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What day is your mom always right?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?