What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is the most faithful insect?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?