Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
A book just fell on my head.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did March say to the madness?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is the best way to study the Bible?