What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
When do cows get tired?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Do dads always snore?