Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How do bees get to school?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?