What do cows say when you milk them?
I'm udderly thankful.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?