Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do cats wear to work?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?