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What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Families are like fudge.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How much does freedom weigh?
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What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?