Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's the friendliest pen?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?