Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the frog starve?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What type of car do planets buy?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
When do astronauts eat?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?