Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
Where do birds go to drink?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What makes pirates such good singers?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
When do astronauts eat?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What country has the most fish?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?