What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What dog wears contact lenses?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
When do cows get tired?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?