What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Which fly makes films?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?