What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What type of car do planets buy?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?