What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why is spring the oddest season?