What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?