What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What insect runs away from everything?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What kind of music do planets like?
