Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?