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Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How do bears keep cool?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?