Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are cars magic?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why are books always so angry?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why was the moth so unpopular?