Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
It's Crowded!
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?