Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why was the fish so smart?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
It's Crowded!
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?