Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Which family member has tusks?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What does winter fat turn into?