Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What game do cows play at parties?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?