What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?