What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What bee is good for your health?