Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the dog so popular?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?