What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A snack attack.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why was the fish so smart?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?