Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?