What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A snack attack.
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?