Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How do you raise a baby elephant?