What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What car always breaks the rules?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the baby laptop call her father?