What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why are cowboys always religious?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?