What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What does a panda ghost say?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What animal likes to party the most?
What is the coolest country?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?