Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?