How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's E.T. short for?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?