What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are fish such good architects?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?