What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Jelly toe beans.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How do hurricanes see?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?