What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
How do you organize a space party?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?