What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?