Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Which animal will never go bald?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the turkey join the band?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did one firefly say to the other?